A lady asked her boyfriend:
Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: Ilove you so much, I can't measure.
Girl (now pouting): No, just tell me.
Boy: Hmmm, Okay l am like a phone and you are my sim card, there's no me without you. Girl: Aaaaawww that is
(Boy says to himself) LOL. See mumu what if I'm a China phone with three sims??