A salesman rings the door bell and Little Ben answers.
Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"
Ben: "No, he's in the shower."
Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"
Ben: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."
Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"
Ben: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."