If animals and insects were on facebook, we'll be having posts and comments like......
1. MOSQUITO WALL POST:
Finally PHCN don off light, blood sucking things.
(a) Fuck up, dey don on gen for my end.
(b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My people don flit house.
2. DOG WALL POST:
Na wa oh..... I never even stay reach 5mins, all these calabar people don dey eye me. *Ghost mode activated, them no go see me* escaping thinz on my mind.
My neighbour na calabar too. The man eyes no good for where dogs dey... I go bite am soon.
3. RAT WALL POST:
Omo na die I dey oh..... No food for my master kitchen. Na him books go hear am nah. Him think say I come him house to watch TV abi?
Your master stingy, disown am jor.
4. CHICKEN WALL POST:
On the 1st of Dec. I'll be traveling for one month, if you need my attention, enter bush I no fit shout. All these xtians no be em at all.
No be only you oh, I dey migrate too.
5. HE-GOAT WALL POST:
Heat mood activated, any she-goat online for sex chat?
(a) She-goat. @He-goat you're a capital BIG fool.
(b) He-goat. @She-goat, pretender, as if you no dey feel horny. Carry your smelling backside comot for post jor
6. COCK WALL POST:
All these hen go dey run like say dey no wan do. But if you catch them, dem go bend quickly, set for doggy style.
Your own better nah, you dey catch them. The ones for my area na FAST and FURIOUS. I don pursue tire....
7. RAM WALL POST:
As Salah don dey reach, na church things from now on.
Happy Holidays Weekend Folks!!!