Fast n Furious

If animals and insects were on facebook, we'll be having posts and comments like......

1. MOSQUITO WALL POST:
Finally PHCN don off light, blood sucking things.
COMMENTS:
(a) Fuck up, dey don on gen for my end.
(b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My people don flit house.

2. DOG WALL POST:
Na wa oh..... I never even stay reach 5mins, all these calabar people don dey eye me. *Ghost mode activated, them no go see me* escaping thinz on my mind.
COMMENTS:
My neighbour na calabar too. The man eyes no good for where dogs dey... I go bite am soon.

3. RAT WALL POST:
Omo na die I dey oh..... No food for my master kitchen. Na him books go hear am nah. Him think say I come him house to watch TV abi?
COMMENT:
Your master stingy, disown am jor.

4. CHICKEN WALL POST:
On the 1st of Dec. I'll be traveling for one month, if you need my attention, enter bush I no fit shout. All these xtians no be em at all.
COMMENT:
No be only you oh, I dey migrate too.

5. HE-GOAT WALL POST:
Heat mood activated, any she-goat online for sex chat?
COMMENTS:
(a) She-goat. @He-goat you're a capital BIG fool.
(b) He-goat. @She-goat, pretender, as if you no dey feel horny. Carry your smelling backside comot for post jor

6. COCK WALL POST:
All these hen go dey run like say dey no wan do. But if you catch them, dem go bend quickly, set for doggy style.
COMMENT:
Your own better nah, you dey catch them. The ones for my area na FAST and FURIOUS. I don pursue tire....

7. RAM WALL POST:
As Salah don dey reach, na church things from now on.

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