TWO LITTLE BOYS STOLE A BAG OF ORANGES FROM THEIR NEIGHBOR AND DECIDED TO GO TO THE NEARBY CEMENTERY TO SHARE THE LOOT.
AS THEY WERE JUMPING THE BIG GATE TO ENTER THE CEMETERY, TWO ORANGES FELL OUT OF THE BAG AND THEY LEFT THEM BEHIND THE GATE BCOS THEY WERE IN A HURRY.
A DRUNK ON HIS WAY FROM A LOCAL BAR PASSES NEAR THE CEMENTERY GATE AND HEARD:
"ONE FOR ME, ONE FOR YOU" AS THE BOYS SHEARED THE ORANGES.
THE DRUNK IMMEDIATELY SOBERS UP AND RAN AS FAST AS HE CAN TO A NEARBY PRIEST:
"FATHER, FATHER COME AND WITNESS WITH ME, SATAN AND DEMONS ARE SHARING THE CORPSES AT THE CEMETERY."
THEY BOTH RAN BACK TO THE CEMETERY GATE AND THE VOICE CONTINUES:
"ONE FOR ME, ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR ME, ONE FOR YOU,"
SUDDENLY THE VOICE STOPPED COUNTING AND SAID:
"WHAT ABOUT THE TWO AT THE GATE"
WHEN THE PRIEST & THE DRUNK HEARD THIS, NOT EVEN THE FASTEST MAN COULD CATCH THE PRIEST AND THE DRUNK……
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