A woman gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" She says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the man.
She rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as she's dialling, her 4-year-old son comes up and says,
"Mummy! Mummy!! Aunty jane is hiding in your closet and she's got no clothes on!"
The woman slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past her panting husband, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You idiot!" the woman says, "My husband is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
Describe the woman in one sentence pls!
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