Virginity is like a ballon, once broke **POP** - and it's gone forever!
Sex is like a pack of Pringles Chips once started you can't stop!
Exam paper is like a dick, when it's HARD people get fucked!
Work is like a group sex, 10 people are behind your ass to take your place!
Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and hard work.
Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it.
So basically life is pornography!
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