Advanced African Dictionary, 2013...
Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of N350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village.
Is using the last money on you to buy wallet
( Abegiii, suffering mode activated).
Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment
( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ).
WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wristwatch ( Money speaking ).
Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and HouseMaid dey livethere ( Political armed robber ).
Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks
( You may not live well enough to tell the story ).
Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na ).
Is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000 at Eko Hotel...
( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now ).
Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi Hunger never deal with you ).
Is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR ( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi ).
Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say '' they were created for a purpose '' ( Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ).