Advanced African Dictionary, 2013...
CRAZINESS :-
Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of N350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village.
FAITH :-
Is using the last money on you to buy wallet
( Abegiii, suffering mode activated).
STUPIDITY :-
Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment
( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ).
WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wristwatch ( Money speaking ).
WASTAGE :-
Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and HouseMaid dey livethere ( Political armed robber ).
TROUBLE :-
Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks
( You may not live well enough to tell the story ).
IRONY :-
Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na ).
FOOLISHNESS :-
Is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000 at Eko Hotel...
( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now ).
LOVE :-
Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi Hunger never deal with you ).
MADNESS :-
Is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR ( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi ).
DIRTINESS :-
Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say '' they were created for a purpose '' ( Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ).
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