A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”
“No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000 for these,’
then I put it in my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.’
So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, ‘this is going to make a loud noise,’ so I put my finger in nozzle to silence it before I pulled the trigger.”