LYING ROBOT

Peter’s Dad brought home a robot one day. The robot has the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied on the face.

Peter returned late from school and dad asked, "Son why are you late from school?"

He replied "Dad, we had extra classes today",

The robot immediately slapped Peter on his face.

Dad shouted, come on tell me the truth, "Why are you late?"

Again, "Dad, I went to see the movie 'Ten Commandments'",

Peter got another slap from the robot.

Finally, "Sorry dad, I went to see the movie 'Sex Queen'."

Dad replied, "Shame on you son, when I was your age, I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved."

GBOSA!! The robot hammered the Dad a hot, dirty slap on the face.

Peter's Mother comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband ". . .after all, he’s your son!"

Immediately the robots faces Peter's mother and moves towards her . . . !

^{No meaning?
Use your imagination . . .
The robot headed towards her to give her a dirty slap, obviously Peter wasn't the man's son!}