"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my pee on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his pee and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"